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rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

My younger brother and his friends play mine craft with each other a lot, and sometimes, in mine craft, they hit each other without weapons, with their hands.
They refer to this as “fisting”
They always end up saying stuff like, “Fist me until i die and you can get all my stuff”, “Stop fisting me so much!”

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